1. This is … interesting.

theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

    This is … interesting.

    theclearlydope:

    Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

    Supervisor: Why?

    Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

    Supervisor: (silence)

    Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

    Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

    Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

    (via babscreep)

    1 year ago  /  188,611 notes  /  Source: lewis1993

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